FEUDALISM
You have two cows. Your lord owns the pasture. The lord takes some of the milk
and makes you work for him part-time.
SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government
gives you a glass of milk.
COMMUNISM
You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who
has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no
one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the
chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you
as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
DICTATORSHIP
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires a racially pure neighbor to
take care of them, and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and
when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both,
shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires
you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all
the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black
market.
PERESTROIKA
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the
milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.
DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to protect your cows and take
some of the milk.
CAPITALISM
You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because
you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.
ANARCHY
You have two cows. The gang with the most guns steals them from you.
PRIVATE ENTERPRISE
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Note: this humor came from the page:
http://wwwlwhs.lkwash.wednet.edu/edu/social_studies/cowideol.html
but it seems to have vanished.